Humor of the day.

I think it was last Monday (or Tuesday) , where we were having our Biology lesson. And half way through , Mr.Suresh brought the "What boys can do and what girls can't do" topic up.

And somehow , it lead him to another topic. According to Mr.Suresh , there's girl in his ex school asked , "Cikgu , kenapa benda-benda yang kotor ini diajar di sekolah?" (She meant reproduction) He said after thinking for a long long long long time , he finaly manage to answer that girl's question. (Dunno true bo)

Mr.Suresh's answer. (According to what I can remember la)

There's a girl , and she's 12 years old. One day , she went to the school and she heard one 'perkataan yang kotor' which is 'haid'. She went back home and told her dad , " Ayah , saya terdengar rakan-rakan saya bercakap tentang 'haid' sambil gelak ketawa. Adakah itu satu perkataan yang kotor?" And her dad said , " Tidak perlu risau. Itu ialah perkataan yang bersih. Maksudnya ialah rumah." Actually it means period.

The next day , she went to school and again , she heard another 'perkataan yang kotor' which is 'senyawa'. Again , she went back home and told her dad , "Ayah , saya terdengar rakan-rakan saya bercakap tentang 'senyawa'. Adakah itu perkataan yang kotor juga?" And her dad said , "Tidak perlu risau. Itu juga suatu perkataan yang bersih. Maksudnya ialah beli." Actually it means fertilisation.

And so , one day , her dad's friend came over. But her dad wasn't around. So her dad's friend asked , "Mana ayah kamu?" And she replied ,"Ayah saya baru keluar haid. Dia nak senyawa ayam."

And since that onwards , no one asked Mr.Suresh why did they teach Reproduction in school.

Get the joke? LOL!